the best moment in cinematic history

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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au8:

listoflifehacks:

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All I can think of when I look at the last one is

kkekekekelly:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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i mean i love all ice so fucking much but THIS ICE…