Me in Chemistry class:

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(Source: song-tra-b0ng)

If you ate my pussy please don’t ever try to disrespect me. Nigga I fed you.

(Source: chickinkicks)

(Source: teamsciles)

livingmylifebeingreal:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

"I say no a lot to other people more than I used to…maybe because I realized that I needed to say yes to myself sometimes."

wookieeoftheyear:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I wish I would have seen this a couple of days ago because a gentleman had a seizure in my store yesterday and only a couple of people knew how to respond. This is good information to know.

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”